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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #315 poslato: 24.03.2011 14:02:44 »
Oce to ponekad.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #316 poslato: 24.03.2011 14:35:23 »
Više nego ponekad, konstantno već 4 dana. Izgleda da im gori pod nogama, pa su rešili da ubrzaju.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #317 poslato: 24.03.2011 21:07:31 »


Akaiwa said he was at work a few miles away when the tsunami hit, and he rushed back to find his neighborhood inundated with up to 10 feet of water. Not willing to wait until the government or any international organization did, or did not, arrive to rescue his wife of two decades — whom he had met while they were surfing in a local bay — Akaiwa got hold of some scuba gear. He then hit the water, wended his way through the debris and underwater hazards and managed to reach his house, from which he dragged his wife to safety.

"The water felt very cold, dark and scary," he recalled. "I had to swim about 200 yards to her, which was quite difficult with all the floating wreckage."


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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #318 poslato: 25.03.2011 10:14:26 »
Niko ne spominje Makoto Nagana... mora da je on angazovan na resavanju problema nuklearke

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #319 poslato: 25.03.2011 10:22:42 »
Makoto je gledao tsunami sa stenovitih litica Midorijame.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #320 poslato: 25.03.2011 15:11:55 »
Makoto je presao u muzicare (ne, nije shala).

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #321 poslato: 25.03.2011 15:19:25 »
Nikad cuo.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #322 poslato: 25.03.2011 15:28:36 »
Nikad cuo.

Shame on you, ne znas za ratnika koji se popeo na vrh Mirodijame.  :mean:

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #323 poslato: 25.03.2011 22:11:55 »
This is pure pure gold. Grafiti koji su nadjeni na zidovima zatrpane pompeje.
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm


Iju cega li sve nema napisano, rimljani su bash voleli da pisu. Par bisera:

"I screwed the barmaid"

"To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy."

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

"O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin."

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #324 poslato: 26.03.2011 11:05:12 »
Najtužnije u vezi sa Pompejskim grafitima je to da je u starom Rimu većina bila pismena. Od njegovog pada, u Evropi se to ponovilo tek posle 1300 godina.
« Poslednja izmena: 26.03.2011 13:23:40 Deadpool »

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #325 poslato: 26.03.2011 13:10:30 »
Fenomenalni su grafiti. Pogotovo ovo predzadnje što je Die izdvojio :) :) :)

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #326 poslato: 26.03.2011 23:49:43 »
Takashi Miike sa vraca sa "samurai epic" fimom inspirisanim istinitim dogadjajem [ciljate samo na orginalni japanski rls od 141 min, US izadnje je 20min krace]



A pojavio se i korejski warmovie blockbuster na bluray-u.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #327 poslato: 29.03.2011 22:55:51 »
Warner Brothers je najavio raspored snimanja svojih DC superhero filmova. 2013 ce snimiti JUSTICE LEAGUE, a sledice ga standalone filmovi o Flash-u i Wonder Woman. Posle njih ce odraditi reboot Batman franshize [Nolan ce biti producent].
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/03/29/justice-league-the-movie-warner-chief-sets-sights-on-team-up-film-and-reinventing-batman/?dlvrit=63378



A sada spektakl, komentar jednog clana NeoGAF foruma o preteranim mocima koje ima Flash. Bring some popcorns and enjoy:

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The Motherfucking Flash

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.

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Re: Son of SHOUTBOX™
« Odgovor #328 poslato: 30.03.2011 08:54:57 »
Strasno...    ;D
Sto se jos jednog Batman reboota tice:Worst idea ever. Al ajd.

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